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Donald Trump, Banana Republican

“The U.S. officially became the world’s largest banana republic last night during the debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. As viewers watched in disbelief, Trump threatened the former secretary of state, telling her that in a Trump Administration, she’d be going to jail.”

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Mr. Sniffles Goes to Washington

sniffThe evening began with observers noting that Trump once again had the sniffles; that he was, in fact, sniffling prodigiously. (#snifflingtrump  #sniff #sniffles).

They offered a variety of explanations.

Trump may have something up his nose. (Children often jam objects such as beans, peas, and peanuts up their noses.) Or Trump may have allergies. Or Trump may be picking his nose too often, or too aggressively. No one, however, offered any explanation for why Trump is never seen sniffling during campaign speeches.

Those who have at some point in their lives may have abused drugs — a description fitting as many Republicans as Democrats — almost unanimously favored a simpler explanation: Trump is snorting something that causes sniffling.

 

What condition his condition was in 

windbagAlmost immediately Trump condemned Clinton’s conduct during the email scandal — which according to the FBI was careless but not illegal — proposing the appointment of a special prosecutor and saying if he became President he would “instruct my Attorney General to get a special prosecutor to look into your(Clinton’s) situation, because there’s never been so many lies, so much deception.”

His words are worth quoting in full, so there should be no mistake:

TRUMP: I’ll tell you what. I didn’t think I’d say this, and I’m going to say it, and hate to say it: If I win, I’m going to instruct the attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation because there’s never been so many lies, so much deception … A very expensive process, so we’re going to get a special prosecutor because people have been, their lives have been destroyed for doing one-fifth of what you’ve done. And it’s a disgrace, and honestly, you ought to be ashamed.

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48 hours after the world heard Donald Trump  explain to Billy Bush that when you’re rich and famous you can “grab them by the pussy” with impunity, because  they won’t, or can’t, complain, he was telling a woman that she should be ashamed.  What do psychiatrists call that? Displacement?

They certainly don’t call it chutzpah. Donald Trump told America in no uncertain terms that he cannot be embarrassed. That he has no shame.

14517588_10154563888402433_5532671378611476210_nThat he is, in short, a sociopath.

Clinton’s replied, “It’s just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country.”

To which Trump retorted: ‘Because you’d be in jail.”

And nobody said anything about it. No one said a word.

Really? Really Anderson Cooper? Martha Raddatz?

 

“Hey Donald! This ain’t Honduras. We don’t do that here.”

Me, I don’t even like Hillary Clinton. I like her running mate even less.

roid2Her campaign was very efficient in stealing enough primaries from Bernie Sanders to make her the Democratic nominee for President. Her “win” will always have an asterisk beside it, like the one next to the home-run record of juiced-up Mark McGwire.

But that’s not important now. Why?

mussolini2Because in front of America last night Donald Trump admitted that — like some tin-horn General with a medal on his uniform for every 1,000 peasants massacred — he badly wanted to use the power of the presidency to forcibly silence critics and opponents. He said it out loud and in front of millions of Americans.

No dog whistles this time. You could not miss his meaning.

 

No joy in Mudville again

downloadIt is the sort of talk you hear in countries where peaceful transitions of power are as rare as World Series won by the Chicago Cubs.

Like Honduras, which is ironic, because Hillary Clinton is  the latest American viceroy tipping the scales against the legitimate aspirations of the Honduran people. The repression unleashed violence that has led Honduras, the original banana republic, to become known as “the most dangerous country on the planet.”

STALKER TRUMP RESISTING URGE TO “GRAB HIM SOME”

Before last night, if I thought about Donald Trump, I’d have described his as ‘cartoonish.’ Not anymore.  Donald Trump is America’s worst nightmare. He’s a thug. We can only be grateful that black boots and riding crops are no longer in fashion.

Here’s what I need to say, to every American within earshot: “Hey Donald! This ain’t Honduras. We don’t do that here.”

this-wont-end-wellAsk Il Duce…. This will not end well.

I don’t expect Trump to be interested in any advice but his own.But I hope a simple admonition might get through to him, a phrase he’d heard from lawyers many times as they offer to sue, the phrase which they invariably use to end their letters.

“Conduct yourself accordingly.”

 

Daniel Hopsicker
Daniel Hopsickerhttp://www.madcowprod.com
Daniel Hopsicker is an investigative journalist and the author of two books on transnational crime, Welcome to Terrorland and Barry & the Boys.
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54 COMMENTS

  1. Who said I had anything but contempt for the Clintons? Certainly not me. Hillary Clinton is, at best, a machine hack. But Donald Trump is a clear and present danger to the Republic. If you don’t agree, too bad. I call ’em like I see ’em.

  2. Hi Joel,

    thank you for finally helping to realize that I have something truly in common with the alt-right. I often seek what Buddhists term “no-mind.” And you, by incessantly lashing out with invectives, leave no room for thoughts. Together we stand.

  3. If you haven’t looked out the window lately, then maybe you’ve missed it. Yes, this country is a banana republic. The Constitution is dead, our government is so corrupt it is beyond repair. Maybe what we need is a little retribution around here. Fear is a great motivator, and I think Trump may be putting the fear of God into a few people in the establishment. When we put a few career politicians in prison for treason, then we may have a chance at getting our country back.

  4. After all your research into illegal activity by the Clinton crime family, its awfully strange that you’d have anything but contempt for them. Attacking Trump for any reason doesn’t make logical sense. What do the Clinton’s have on you?

  5. Kudos, Danielle, for another fine analysis. This is quite an astute observation.. that drug abuse may indeed be the cause of Trumps “sniffles”. In fact, those who have quite a great deal of experience observing the behavior of substance abusers would quickly conclude that Trump is on something, psychologically disturbed or both. His rants and endless, uninhibited speech are not indications that he is bucking the system. They are indications that he is an unpolished knob who cannot control his thoughts or what comes out of his mouth.

    The fact that he may be abusing drugs is of no surprise as it’s common for those in his tax bracket to indulge in all kinds of excess. What is troubling is that he has found his way to the podium and has found a stage for his public unraveling. Cui bono? Who benefits from Trump’s continued public meltdown? I leave that question for you to ponder.

  6. You say, ” Donald Trump is America’s worst nightmare”, because he thinks Hillary should be in jail?
    God help you Daniel.

  7. Its fucking allergy season all over the country you damn buffoon. Stop this childish, unsubstantiated cocaine allegations. Meanwhile, I see no mention of Hitlery’s multiple seizures, collapses and coughing fits (where there was a effectual ZERO pollen count in Ohio). And really, you have an issue with him saying he would RIGHTFULLY investigate that satanic murderess (50 suspicious deaths around her and the actual serial RAPIST Bill) and counting? And heaven forbid two men talk about banging chicks. His words were “…they LET you…” Nothing criminal. Implies consent is she is “LETTING” it happen. Let’s not forget her “husband’s” 20 or so trips to Jefferey Epstein’s Pedophile Island on the plane named ‘Lolita.’ Or her laughing about getting a guy off who raped a 12 year old? Or the threats and bashing of the women who had the courage to accuse the Serial Rapist of his crimes? Using the Arkansas State Police as there personal good squad while governor? Or being point man for CIA cocaine trafficking in AK? And you are worried about some sniffles and the willingness to put an actual criminal behind bars?

    Bottom line, you are either an inadvertent idiot, a willful idiot (even worse) or a Hitlery operative (worse yet).

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