British Prime Minister Boris Johnson just promised to let three million people from Hong Kong eager to escape Chinese hegemony the chance to live in Great Britain.
That’s when I had an idea! Mr. Trump and Turkey’s President Recep Erdogan have long been close, right? The Turkish strongman, for example, just signaled that his country is “on the same side” as the US against “Antifa.”
So.. Why not confer Turkish citizenship on Trump partisans before the election in November? It would minimize the danger of civil discord, and give Trump Republicans that “feeling of belonging” they crave to a (quasi-Fascist) movement larger than themselves!
It’s a win-win! Turkey boasts a Mediterranean climate… ideal for transplants from the Sunbelt! Plus it’s a U.S. NATO partner! And it has a political atmosphere—religious, nationalist, and authoritarian—which is comfortable pimping out religious symbols for personal and political gain.
Another plus: Ethnic cleansing need not be the impossible dream! Look anywhere in Turkey: NO ARMENIANS!
Talk it over with friends in solid red states. Wouldn’t they feel more comfortable with a strongman in charge that doesn’t have to pretend?